Okay, I generally avoid genderswap stories, but because it was you with ScribblesinInk as beta, I thought I'd give it a try.

I'm so glad I did - this was hilarious!! From Bill's leering, Jimmy's affable cluelessness, to Stanley "busting" (no pun intended) out of his/her plaid shirt...bwahahahaha!!!

But these just about killed me:

Beck seemed almost embarrassed to be making the inspection, quite unlike Bill's open leering, and somehow that was far, far worse. Jake had a horrible feeling that, deep inside him, all those new female hormones were pointing out to him that Beck was attractive.

and

Jake realized with annoyance that Heather was right: Beck was a good man.

Or maybe that was just the hormones speaking again....

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Well, that puts an entirely different spin on the Beck/Heather/Jake triangle, doesn't it... BWAHAHAHA!!

Thanks for this. Great little story. :D